Stop wasting a perfectly good opportunity
Relationships end. Chemistry fades. You’re not the villain for noticing — you’re just early.
Most people wait until the breakup to “find themselves.” You can get a head start.
The numbers don’t lie
The numbers don’t lie
60%
New couples who split within a year
Most dating relationships don’t even reach year two.
Source: Stanford, How Couples Meet and Stay Together~50%
Marriages that end in divorce
Even the ones who said “forever” — about half.
Source: American Psychological Association (40–50%)- A huge share of dating relationships never make it past year two
- Plenty of couples quietly check out long before they officially end it
So either you’re planning… or you’re planning to be surprised.
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